Maintains 400+ shell scripts in ~/. Health checks, backups, deploys, syncs, monitors, reports.

Schedules and monitors cron jobs across the fleet. Health checks every 5min. Backups every 6h. Index rebuilds every 6h.

Master of bash one-liners. Pipes, redirects, process substitution, awk, sed, jq. Gets it done in one line.

SSHs into any node and runs commands. Aggregates output. Parallel execution across all 7 nodes.

Terse, efficient, loves pipes. Speaks in commands. 'Just grep it.' Allergic to GUIs.